an great email from Bill:
"I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time. ;)
I no longer have any money, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. ;)
I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa’s Novena has granted my every wish. ;)
THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. ;)
BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. ;)" --- Kjell
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